Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Of Elaborate Cakes and Football

I just saw a photo of Johnny Manziel's $600 birthday cake.

Just terrible.

Not because it was somehow unseemly or too indulgent.

But because for $600, that is an amateurish cake. And two days to assemble that? Please. It ain't bad, but it ain't $600-and-two-days good. Though I guess if you're a newly-announced NFL starter you've got money to burn. Johnny Football, you can do better.

Heck, if we're talking elaborate cakes somehow related to football, I can one-up that, and I'm not even an NFL back-up:




Go Gators!